Posts Tagged TV

Heidi Montag-Better Before or After???

So I am pretty sure that the entire world is fully aware of the fact that Heidi Montag (from The Hills) has publicly gotten a nose job & breast implants a few years ago. I am all for people bettering themselves. If you hate your ears….fix them, if you are self-conscious of your flat chest…..get implants, if you think your thighs are fat….get some lipo, if you hate your nose….thin it out. Whatever you feel you need to do to make you happier with yourself, I say do it. But what is so sad and heartbreaking to me is when someone hates their appearance so much that they completely change themselves from head to toe and get ridiculous surgeries that only people with birth defects get. To me….that has to do with a hell of a lot more than what you look like. Maybe it’s time to get some counseling and figure out why you are so unhappy with yourself.

Anyways, this leads me to my story about Heidi. She is on this weeks cover of People and according to her, she is addicted to plastic surgery and had an additional 10 procedures in just 1 day. Now you may want to sit down for this, she had…1. a mini brow lift, 2. botox in her forehead & frown area, 3. nose job revision, 4. fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, 5. chin reduction, 6. neck liposuction, 7. ears pinned back, 8. breat augmentation revision, 9. liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, and last…but not least, 10. buttock augmentation!!!!!!!! OMG….I need to take a deep breath and seriously, take this all in. Don’t get me wrong, she is beautiful….but she was before as well….so was this all necessary? And honestly, she looks like she had all those things done to her face now. She also looks older to me. I don’t think she looks bad at all, just extremely different….especially compared to her pre everything. I wonder if this will truly make her happy or just keep her content for a little while. I just pray that she does not over do it to the point she looks like that cat/lion woman.

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President Oprah?

I’m not gonna lie but I think that Oprah is leaving her show because she secretly plans on running for president at some point in the next decade. She’s going to finish out the next 18 months of her show and then she is going to get her ass into politics. I’m just still trying to figure out whether she is going to run for president in the 2012 election or the 2016 one. She has definitely won over the American public over the past 25 years and has a pretty good jump start over all of the other chumps who might try and run against her.

Now I’m all for Obama so hopefully he sticks around but it’s still early in his term so I might change my feelings about him. If the next election is between these 2, I think it might get quite interesting when it gets around to voting time. I’m just curious whether Oprah will get “dirty” during the election and pull out all stops to win. I guess we’ll all have to see……..

And FYI……I’m willing to bet anything on my prediction because I’m usually right 110% of the time!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

O…and Happy Birthday Jay!! Miss your face :)

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Tiger Sucks At Life

I can’t express enough how sick I am of hearing about Tiger Woods. Yes he cheated, yes he’s a horrible husband and father figure, yes he should be dropped from his sponsors and yes I wish people would stop talking about him!! I understand he is a huge celebrity so the media must be all up in his mix but dear God let him and his wife deal with this whole ordeal on their own. It’s bad enough his wife has been embarrassed in front of the entire world.

I’m also sick of these women who were apart of these affairs and all of the sudden are “feeling bad” for doing this to his wife and now want to apologize. Why didn’t you think of that before you did what you did? Yes Tiger was obviously in the wrong but what if that were you? How would you feel? Why were you being the typical dumb ass woman who thinks he’s going to leave his wife for you? It was never going to happen. THE GUY NEVER LEAVES HIS WIFE…..HELLLOOOOOO!!! Stop trying to play the victim. You all knew damn well what you were doing and probably were trying to get knocked up by him too. Not only would you have Tiger’s baby but a chunk of his fortune as well. It’s quite simple…. not only are you all regular whores but fame whores at that. The books will soon be on the shelves and the reality shows of these “party favors” lives will be taking over VH1.  

I always knew Tiger wasn’t as perfect as he seemed and now I finally have the proof to back what I’ve been saying for years. He is like every other celebrity who has the riches to do as they please. They can never just be happy with one person but instead have woman stashed all over the world. And you’re supposed to be a role model?? Tiger….YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

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Beauty Pageant Bimbos

carrie prejeanI can’t stand the dumb girls who get involved in beauty pageants. They are the fakest, whiniest and most uptight annoying bitches. No one cares how many trophies you have or any other prizes you may have won. You are a fake, made-up Barbie doll wannabe that has very little that is actually real. When you want to get rid of your hair extensions, fake lashes, spray on tans, clip-in teeth, fake nails and 20 layers of make-up then we can see who could actually win these dumbass contests.

Try using your brain to go somewhere in life because those looks are only going to get you so far. I almost feel bad for you because apparently you all have really low self-esteems if you need to put on all these layers to feel good about yourselves. If you’re as dumb as Carrie Prejean then I pray for you. She couldn’t even answer simple questions such as, If you could have lunch with any 1 person, who would it be and why? What is your career ambition? Name one personal achievement that makes you especially proud, What is your most treasured possession and why? and What is the most interesting or surprising thing about you or that has happened to you? without the help of someone else. How can you not answer questions about yourself by yourself you dumbass bimbo!?! I can’t stand stupidity and if I ever encountered this moraine I might have to stab myself in the ears to keep from hearing all of her duhhhh comments!!

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Dances Perfect For 4Play

All I have to say about these 2 dances is that they’re the perfect 4play to an all night rendezvous ;­) They’re both very different but equally HOTTTTT!!

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Niles Thinking He’s Tom Cruise

This is one of the many reasons The Nanny was one of the most amazing shows ever. I enjoyed watching Niles and Cece go back and forth sometime more than Fran and Maxwell. I can watch this repeatedly and laugh just as hard every single time! Niles was by far the best part of the show.

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Kathryn and Legacy – Struggling With Fear

So anyone who truly knows me knows that I love So You Think You Can Dance. I think the dancers are amazing as well as the choreographers who create the storylines that go along with the performances. This particular dance, choreographed by Stacy Tookey, is about a woman who is trying to fight off the fears that she struggles to let go of. She is being held back by them until the end when she finally is able to conquer them.  The attention to detail is incredible and without it, the routine would not have been successful. This just shows that no matter what you can overcome any fears that you may have.

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Gain Some Self-Respect

tool academyI’ve grown to love watching the Tool Academy after catching the first few episodes of Season 1 last year. These guys are complete idiots and I love the endless laughs they give me! They act like orangutans who can’t figure out how to act human. They are jerks who only consider their needs and don’t deserve to be a part of society. They should rot in hell and never be thought of again.

And what the hell are these girls thinking when they think these guys are even worth their time. They are pieces of shit who don’t know the first thing on how to treat a woman. Ladies get a clue…they are not going to change! It’s ONLY about the $$$! They cheat on you and could care less about your feelings. Gain some self-respect and leave them because they sure as hell are not going to give you the respect you deserve! Remember…What 1 man won’t give you, another one will!!

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Anticipating Dr. Oz

So I’m psyched about the fact that Dr. Oz is getting his own show! If you didn’t know, Oprah is supposedly giving each of the main doctors that appear on her show their own talk show. Dr. Oz being her #1 guest will have his season premiere in September. Wahoo! I can’t wait! He knows everything about everything. My DVR is going to be taken over by him. I feel as if this is going to help me better self-diagnose as well as diagnose others. Haha!

I’m a total hypochondriac but I’m hoping his show will help put me at ease with the small things. (I have gotten a lot better over the years….true story!) Everyone always thinks I’m being dramatic but I’m not. Everything goes wrong with me and this show will keep me up to speed with my physical problems! If any of you have something you’re questioning, watch his show or just ask me….I’m very knowledgeable :)

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Go Sea Shepherd Go!

So my boyfriend and I are addicted to watching Whale Wars which features the Sea Shepherd; a ship full of activists that stop at nothing to keep the Japanese from whaling in the southern seas. At first I didn’t think that I would really get into the show but I find myself on the edge of my seat anticipating their next move. They throw tear gas in hopes of making the Japanese struggle to stay balanced on the ship deck to slow down their whaling attempts; it can also taint the whale meat so it can’t be sold on the market. This can cost them up to $1,000,000 in lost profits. The Japanese are constantly trying to claim they are killing the whales for research purposes but Steve and his crew disagrees.

The crew launches its helicopter along with its 2 smaller boats in order to keep a closer watch on the Japanese4 ships. They have to constantly be on their toes in order to protect themselves while exposing the Japanese illegal activities. It’s a constant war and the actions each side takes get riskier and more dangerous every time they encounter each other. I can’t wait for next season to begin even though this one just ended.

I support the Sea Shepherd’s actions and hope they kick some Japanese whaler’s ass!

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So Sick of MJ

I don’t know about anyone else but if I have to hear about Michael Jackson any longer, I might slit my throat. Yes it’s tragic and yes it’s sad but it is when anyone dies. Why such a fuss over him? He was a weirdo!! I loved his music but come on people; he is a human being just like any of us. He is not God or even close to it. They need to stop running all of the footage on him, stop playing the THS about him, and stop the production of the movie that is going to be made about him?! What is that going to be like? Some odd looking, plastic textured “creature” walking from a car into a building and vice versa with masks on 24/7….get over it already! He’s gone! Let it go! Move on and put on some good TV already because I was over it the minute I heard the news!

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