Posts Tagged sick

Bad Jeans, Gross Man Rod

What the hell possesses people to wear the things they wear?! I really wish that I was available 24/7 in all parts of the world to keep people like this from walking out of their front door and causing innocent people to be exposed to this insanity. This should be illegal. He looks as if everything is just fine and dandy. Ummmmm, hello? You’re shriveled little boy penis is repulsive and those jeans must be burned immediately and I suggest with you in them. You are a gross man and I actually threw up in my mouth when I saw this. He should be classified at a sex offender and banned from society. This is unacceptable and if I were a cop, he would without a doubt be getting a ticket for indecent exposure and for being a complete reject. After seeing this, I have now joined a therapy group twice a week to talk out my constant nightmares about this man and his chunky, curvy 3 inch man rod. Blauhhhh (that’s me throwing up)

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Sick of Being Sick

I’m officially sicker than shit and want to get better immediately. I haven’t left my house and I’m going a little stir crazy. I tried to work last night but they ended up having someone come in to finish my shift for me. I feel as if I can barely hear anyone because my head is so congested and if my nose doesn’t stop running I may have to shove a couple of tampons up my nostrils. My reflexes are slacking and my humor has almost gone down the drain. I’m so miserable and no amount of Nyquil can make me feel any better.

The worst part about being sent home last night was when I went out to my car, the battery was dead. WTF? All I wanted to do was go home and go to bed. I instantly called my boyfriend so he could head in my direction to come pick me up and then called my dad to see if he could help out in any way since he is a mechanic. He kept having me do all of these different things to try and diagnose the problem. I’m not exactly sure of what I did but I got it started 2 minutes before Tyler got there. I was a little weary as to driving it home but knew it would do no good leaving it there. My body is run down and now I have to figure out how to deal with this dead battery. I’m so irritated with this car considering everything seems to go wrong with it and I can’t wait to get a new one in January!

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