Posts Tagged sex

Affairs On Blast

May 19

Posted by Walkerton in On the Web, What Are People Thinking?! | No Comments

I’ve never liked watching Tyra Banks talk show but I’m glued to the TV right now. Today’s episode is based on the famous affair website ashleymadison.com. It allows people to be honest about themselves letting people know they are married and may even have kids but are looking to have an affair. The website actually guarantees that you will have an affair or you get your money back. What the hell is wrong with people?! If you’re not happy in your marriage, GET OUT OF IT!!  Why must you drag your loved ones through something so hurtful? You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

It is so sad to see the significant others of these cheaters crying and heartbroken after being told about what their loved ones have been doing. Some of them had an idea that something was going on while others had no clue. If you do nothing else in your relationship, be honest. Communicate with the one you supposedly love because it’s only fair. The one lady ended up getting a divorce after her husband found out that she was a part of this website. She went on to sleep with 150 guys within a 6 month period. Holy whore bag… how is your back wall doing because I know mine would be beat up and sore as hell.  I hope this woman is doing her kegals on a daily basis because I’m not sure how her vagina is tight enough for all those man rods to actually feel good inside of her?! There’s nothing wrong with getting’ yours, but DAMN BITCH… save some men for the rest of us!

I had to post some of the ashleymadison ads because it’s crazy at how common cheating is nowadays and how affairs have become a million dollar industry.

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Bo Sleeps With Puerto Rican Hot Mess

Oct 19

Posted by Walkerton in My Life, People I Come Across | 4 Comments

Bo is one of our door guys who will fill in when we need him. He comes to the bar and hangs out on Thursday nights but I was never expecting what I saw. There was this Puerto Rican hot mess that was so drunk she could barely put one foot right in front of the other. Anyone who knows me knows how much I hate slop-tarts. I would have cut her off earlier but she went from 1 to 60 in a matter of minutes it seemed. She somehow caught eyes with Bo as she stumbled over to his side. Chief sitting right there had no choice but to play the wing-man for her friend.

She started out trying to bat her eyes but was unsuccessful as she wasn’t able to keep them open. She then decided to try the next best strategy, dry-humping him and begging him to sleep with her. Wow, what a WHORE! Even though Bo acted as if he was turned-off by her, secretly I think he liked it. The only reason I say this is because they were standing by the bar one minute and the next thing I know they were gone. About 20 minutes go by before Bo and Chief come back in with scuff marks, grass strains and also seemed to be extra sweaty. Now I’m not going to say what happened for sure as I was not there (Thank God), but Bo does have a Tonka truck with a bed long enough to lay pipe in it comfortably.  Bo thinks I’m full of shit but I’m just stating the facts as I see them.

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It’s Called Sex

Oct 10

Posted by Walkerton in My Life, People I Come Across, What Are People Thinking?! | 5 Comments

sexI want to make something clear. When you are having sex you are not “making love.” You are either having sex with someone you love or someone you don’t love…that’s it! For all of you cornballs who try to make your sex life sound so romantic and precious by saying “We made love together,” it makes me want to vomit all over your making love self! You HAD SEX! If you’re going to come to me and talk about your sex life, be straight up with me  and give me some interesting details for God’s sake. Don’t put me to sleep when we’re talking sex…please! And if you use the term “making love” one more time, I think our friendship is going to have to take a time-out.

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