Posts Tagged relationships

Affairs On Blast

I’ve never liked watching Tyra Banks talk show but I’m glued to the TV right now. Today’s episode is based on the famous affair website ashleymadison.com. It allows people to be honest about themselves letting people know they are married and may even have kids but are looking to have an affair. The website actually guarantees that you will have an affair or you get your money back. What the hell is wrong with people?! If you’re not happy in your marriage, GET OUT OF IT!!  Why must you drag your loved ones through something so hurtful? You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

It is so sad to see the significant others of these cheaters crying and heartbroken after being told about what their loved ones have been doing. Some of them had an idea that something was going on while others had no clue. If you do nothing else in your relationship, be honest. Communicate with the one you supposedly love because it’s only fair. The one lady ended up getting a divorce after her husband found out that she was a part of this website. She went on to sleep with 150 guys within a 6 month period. Holy whore bag… how is your back wall doing because I know mine would be beat up and sore as hell.  I hope this woman is doing her kegals on a daily basis because I’m not sure how her vagina is tight enough for all those man rods to actually feel good inside of her?! There’s nothing wrong with getting’ yours, but DAMN BITCH… save some men for the rest of us!

I had to post some of the ashleymadison ads because it’s crazy at how common cheating is nowadays and how affairs have become a million dollar industry.

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I Repeat, You Are NOT A Volcano!

My cousin is apparently confused with what she is but FYI COUSIN…..you are a human being NOT, I repeat NOT A VOLCANO!!!!! I understand that you think that hot lava is brewing in your belly at times but I think that it is chemically impossible for this to happen within your bodice. The hot lava is in your imagination! You need to calm down and realize that you are taking it a bit far when you make such a bold statement. I’m your cousin and truly believed with all of my heart that you wanted to be a volcano instead of my cousin and I was deeply concerned. You were in a mental state that was indescribable and I must admit that I kept a close eye on you for the 48 hours that followed. I’m just glad to see that you’re finally back to normal.

Now I know that this may seem quite confusing to anyone reading this besides Cara but sometimes I need to let others know some of the inside information that our Cousin Love relationship has been built on.

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Are You In Denial?

This guy Chris comes into my bar ALL OF THE TIME and is ALWAYS with the same girl. I asked if it were his girlfriend and he swears it’s not. If she isn’t his girlfriend then they are at least sleeping together. He denies it up and down but I don’t believe him. I just don’t understand why he can’t admit it?! He obviously doesn’t care about her if he denies being with her but then why is he always with her? And let me just add that they are not just “friends” because their body language definitely says otherwise.

I guess I’m wondering why guys or even girls for that matter do this. Why do people deny being in a relationship with someone that they clearly have feelings for? Are they afraid of what people think or simply being with that person; what is it? It’s even harder to understand when the chemistry is visibly there.  Are they both on the same page or does one person think they’re in a relationship while the other person doesn’t? WTF…somebody explain this to me!

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