Ok, so Tyler and I went on a date tonight and it started with a sunset cruise on the Gulf of Mexico. . . very romantic. Everything was going great as we had the best seats on the boat. Tyler had been on this cruise once before with his parents so he knew where we should sit. We were the only 2 who were sitting in the front of the boat passing multi-million dollar mansions as we headed out onto the open seas. It wasn’t long though before we had rugrats running across our toes. Nothing pisses me off more than parents who cannot control their children.
This little runt was bumping into out legs and practically walking over our toes before he stopped directly in front of us blocking our view. His dad, whom I could only assume was an alcoholic with a beer in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, said NOTHING. He thought it was “cute.” FYI…it’s NOT! If I wanted to be irritated by a kid, I would have my own. All I could do at this point was hope that the kid would trip over his own shoelaces, hurt himself and be forced to sit somewhere else on the boat as there was not enough room by us (Thank God!).
All of you parents out there need to realize that what you may find cute, me along with every other non-parent out there finds irritating. Your kid is annoying and you need to teach them some manners. If you get some settle laughs at your child’s behavior, it’s only because that person is being polite and trying to bite their tongue from telling you how obnoxious your kid is. If they can’t behave properly in public, then KEEP THEM AT HOME ALONG WITH YOURSELVES!!!

