Posts Tagged pain

Affairs On Blast

I’ve never liked watching Tyra Banks talk show but I’m glued to the TV right now. Today’s episode is based on the famous affair website ashleymadison.com. It allows people to be honest about themselves letting people know they are married and may even have kids but are looking to have an affair. The website actually guarantees that you will have an affair or you get your money back. What the hell is wrong with people?! If you’re not happy in your marriage, GET OUT OF IT!!  Why must you drag your loved ones through something so hurtful? You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

It is so sad to see the significant others of these cheaters crying and heartbroken after being told about what their loved ones have been doing. Some of them had an idea that something was going on while others had no clue. If you do nothing else in your relationship, be honest. Communicate with the one you supposedly love because it’s only fair. The one lady ended up getting a divorce after her husband found out that she was a part of this website. She went on to sleep with 150 guys within a 6 month period. Holy whore bag… how is your back wall doing because I know mine would be beat up and sore as hell.  I hope this woman is doing her kegals on a daily basis because I’m not sure how her vagina is tight enough for all those man rods to actually feel good inside of her?! There’s nothing wrong with getting’ yours, but DAMN BITCH… save some men for the rest of us!

I had to post some of the ashleymadison ads because it’s crazy at how common cheating is nowadays and how affairs have become a million dollar industry.

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Spine Bifida

Can we talk about my spine-bifida? I’m in so much pain I’m considering snooping around outside of a chiropractor’s office or a massage parlor in order to find a man that works there that I can marry. Then I will never have to deal with this pain ever again. It runs down my legs and makes my legs buckle and they go numb every now and then. I think this is a result of being on my feet 6 days a week for hours at a time. Anyone who wants to rub me down everyday….LET ME KNOW because this is not healthy for my body! I will consider hopping into a relationship with you just to reap the benefits! Sorry, but I will be using you for your magical hands on my back, rear end, legs and feet…. I’m not going to lie, that is it!

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