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Affairs On Blast

I’ve never liked watching Tyra Banks talk show but I’m glued to the TV right now. Today’s episode is based on the famous affair website ashleymadison.com. It allows people to be honest about themselves letting people know they are married and may even have kids but are looking to have an affair. The website actually guarantees that you will have an affair or you get your money back. What the hell is wrong with people?! If you’re not happy in your marriage, GET OUT OF IT!!  Why must you drag your loved ones through something so hurtful? You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

It is so sad to see the significant others of these cheaters crying and heartbroken after being told about what their loved ones have been doing. Some of them had an idea that something was going on while others had no clue. If you do nothing else in your relationship, be honest. Communicate with the one you supposedly love because it’s only fair. The one lady ended up getting a divorce after her husband found out that she was a part of this website. She went on to sleep with 150 guys within a 6 month period. Holy whore bag… how is your back wall doing because I know mine would be beat up and sore as hell.  I hope this woman is doing her kegals on a daily basis because I’m not sure how her vagina is tight enough for all those man rods to actually feel good inside of her?! There’s nothing wrong with getting’ yours, but DAMN BITCH… save some men for the rest of us!

I had to post some of the ashleymadison ads because it’s crazy at how common cheating is nowadays and how affairs have become a million dollar industry.

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Bad Jeans, Gross Man Rod

What the hell possesses people to wear the things they wear?! I really wish that I was available 24/7 in all parts of the world to keep people like this from walking out of their front door and causing innocent people to be exposed to this insanity. This should be illegal. He looks as if everything is just fine and dandy. Ummmmm, hello? You’re shriveled little boy penis is repulsive and those jeans must be burned immediately and I suggest with you in them. You are a gross man and I actually threw up in my mouth when I saw this. He should be classified at a sex offender and banned from society. This is unacceptable and if I were a cop, he would without a doubt be getting a ticket for indecent exposure and for being a complete reject. After seeing this, I have now joined a therapy group twice a week to talk out my constant nightmares about this man and his chunky, curvy 3 inch man rod. Blauhhhh (that’s me throwing up)

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It’s Miracle Grow

 Now I come across of a lot of funny things and I insist on sharing with other.! Thank God for the times that men just don’t know when to keep their damn mouths shut!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.  Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!” 
 
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. 
 
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.  “What the Hell is this??” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out. 
 
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” 
 
She replied with a snicker… 
 
“It’s not talcum powder…… 
 
It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.”

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The World In 7 Photos


Only in China 



Only in Hawaii


Only in India


Only in Mexico




Only in
Texas





Only In
Thailand


And last, but not least

Only In America


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Heidi Montag-Better Before or After???

So I am pretty sure that the entire world is fully aware of the fact that Heidi Montag (from The Hills) has publicly gotten a nose job & breast implants a few years ago. I am all for people bettering themselves. If you hate your ears….fix them, if you are self-conscious of your flat chest…..get implants, if you think your thighs are fat….get some lipo, if you hate your nose….thin it out. Whatever you feel you need to do to make you happier with yourself, I say do it. But what is so sad and heartbreaking to me is when someone hates their appearance so much that they completely change themselves from head to toe and get ridiculous surgeries that only people with birth defects get. To me….that has to do with a hell of a lot more than what you look like. Maybe it’s time to get some counseling and figure out why you are so unhappy with yourself.

Anyways, this leads me to my story about Heidi. She is on this weeks cover of People and according to her, she is addicted to plastic surgery and had an additional 10 procedures in just 1 day. Now you may want to sit down for this, she had…1. a mini brow lift, 2. botox in her forehead & frown area, 3. nose job revision, 4. fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, 5. chin reduction, 6. neck liposuction, 7. ears pinned back, 8. breat augmentation revision, 9. liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, and last…but not least, 10. buttock augmentation!!!!!!!! OMG….I need to take a deep breath and seriously, take this all in. Don’t get me wrong, she is beautiful….but she was before as well….so was this all necessary? And honestly, she looks like she had all those things done to her face now. She also looks older to me. I don’t think she looks bad at all, just extremely different….especially compared to her pre everything. I wonder if this will truly make her happy or just keep her content for a little while. I just pray that she does not over do it to the point she looks like that cat/lion woman.

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My New Fave Video

 

Is the concept that difficult for them?!

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Tiger Sucks At Life

I can’t express enough how sick I am of hearing about Tiger Woods. Yes he cheated, yes he’s a horrible husband and father figure, yes he should be dropped from his sponsors and yes I wish people would stop talking about him!! I understand he is a huge celebrity so the media must be all up in his mix but dear God let him and his wife deal with this whole ordeal on their own. It’s bad enough his wife has been embarrassed in front of the entire world.

I’m also sick of these women who were apart of these affairs and all of the sudden are “feeling bad” for doing this to his wife and now want to apologize. Why didn’t you think of that before you did what you did? Yes Tiger was obviously in the wrong but what if that were you? How would you feel? Why were you being the typical dumb ass woman who thinks he’s going to leave his wife for you? It was never going to happen. THE GUY NEVER LEAVES HIS WIFE…..HELLLOOOOOO!!! Stop trying to play the victim. You all knew damn well what you were doing and probably were trying to get knocked up by him too. Not only would you have Tiger’s baby but a chunk of his fortune as well. It’s quite simple…. not only are you all regular whores but fame whores at that. The books will soon be on the shelves and the reality shows of these “party favors” lives will be taking over VH1.  

I always knew Tiger wasn’t as perfect as he seemed and now I finally have the proof to back what I’ve been saying for years. He is like every other celebrity who has the riches to do as they please. They can never just be happy with one person but instead have woman stashed all over the world. And you’re supposed to be a role model?? Tiger….YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

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Gay Man Just Misses the Cut To Be In Lady Gaga Video

I truly wish I had this much free time in my life. The best part about this is his short shorts for all gay men to enjoy because I don’t think his dance moves will do him any justice for inside the bedroom. Mikey…this is for you because you are a YouTube fanatic as well as a fan of this song!! And parents wonder what their kids are doing away at college all on their own?!

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Beauty Pageant Bimbos

carrie prejeanI can’t stand the dumb girls who get involved in beauty pageants. They are the fakest, whiniest and most uptight annoying bitches. No one cares how many trophies you have or any other prizes you may have won. You are a fake, made-up Barbie doll wannabe that has very little that is actually real. When you want to get rid of your hair extensions, fake lashes, spray on tans, clip-in teeth, fake nails and 20 layers of make-up then we can see who could actually win these dumbass contests.

Try using your brain to go somewhere in life because those looks are only going to get you so far. I almost feel bad for you because apparently you all have really low self-esteems if you need to put on all these layers to feel good about yourselves. If you’re as dumb as Carrie Prejean then I pray for you. She couldn’t even answer simple questions such as, If you could have lunch with any 1 person, who would it be and why? What is your career ambition? Name one personal achievement that makes you especially proud, What is your most treasured possession and why? and What is the most interesting or surprising thing about you or that has happened to you? without the help of someone else. How can you not answer questions about yourself by yourself you dumbass bimbo!?! I can’t stand stupidity and if I ever encountered this moraine I might have to stab myself in the ears to keep from hearing all of her duhhhh comments!!

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I Love Shots…Lalala

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJaWF67_Qyg

Anyone who hangs outs with me knows that this has been my favorite song for about 2 months if not longer because I’m constantly singing it and busting out the lyrics in mid-sentence! This video kicks ass!!

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Talk About Ironic

condoms_toysUmmmm, true story?

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You’re Not My Friend

facebookI honestly don’t understand why people I never liked in high school are requesting me as a friend on Facebook. What are you thinking? If I didn’t like you then, what the hell makes you think I like you now? I DON’T!! There is one person that recently requested me and I think that they are a horrible human being. They were nothing but negative, mean, nasty and hateful to people then and I’m willing to bet my life that they are no better now. She was always creating drama and irritated the shit out of me!

Get a clue…you suck at life and I will not allow you to be any part of mine!! You are not worthy of my Facebook page! For anyone who hasn’t figured it out, this person obviously got ‘ignored!’

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