I’ve decided that I’m sick of my vagina and female organs. When I’m suffering from dysmenorrhea, I literally want to perform a hysterectomy on myself. I want to take a butcher or butter knife from my drawer, whichever is closer, and cut out my ovaries and uterus. I’m sick of the bleeding and the constant ovarian cysts. I want to take this over-the-counter bullshit doctors try to give you and shove it up their ass. IT DOESN’T WORK! Give me some real drugs already! If our damn bodies could keep the prostaglandins under control, us women wouldn’t have to suffer for what that bitch Eve set us up to endure forever.
Then there are always those guys that think they understand what we are going through. NO YOU DON’T! If I could I would gladly give my vagina for a month for you to suffer and truly know what it feels like. Don’t try and sympathize with me, just get me what I’m asking for. Give me the greasy and salty foods and don’t ask questions….JUST DO IT!!…and an argument is not necessary either! The faster we can get through those 4 days a month the better off you’ll be. And for you females who just don’t get cramps, shut the hell up! I don’t know what’s worse, a guy who thinks he understands the pain or a bitch that doesn’t get cramps?!
