So I have a wide variety of people that come into my bar, but one guy the other night simply stood out. To help paint a picture he was a white guy that clearly likes what most would call the “gangsta” look. He had his white T with some sort of graffiti design in gold, slightly saggy jeans, gold chain, hat tilted off to one side and as sweet as pie may I add. Him along with 4 of his friends were sitting at the bar bullshitting with each other about a variety of things while watching the Bills vs. Titans pre-season football game.
Me constantly ease-dropping on people’s conversations heard them talking about TBL. For anyone who doesn’t know, TBL is a gay club here in Fort Myers. Curious why these obviously straight guys would be talking about this place, I asked “What are you guys talking about?” Come to find out, homeboy with the gold chain decided one night that he wanted to go out and have a good time. Flying solo and not knowing what TBL was, he roles in like he owns the place to quickly realize he is the only heterosexual guy in there. Evidently he missed the jumbo sized rainbow flag that they proudly hang. I know those gay men could have only had 2 thoughts on their minds. Either what the hell is he doing in here or that they were gonna get their hands on this gangsta gay guy and rock his world. If he would have taken one step further, they would have eaten him alive making him the guest star in that night’s drag show! I would have paid to see that too 
….that poor soul!!!
