Jan 16
Amy Get a life!!! There is more to it than Farmville and Cafe World!! If you’re that bored come play with me!!!
Seriously…. if I get one more Farmville, Zoo World, Fish Land, Meerkat Town, KillYourselfImmediately City request on Facebook… I am going to roundhouse kick the first person I see, right square in the face. If I didn’t accept your first 45 requests to join, what makes you think that 2 months later I am dying to have my own farm and have completely changed my mind about this agriculturally hip lifestyle? First off, all of my friends are over the age of 11, so I am dumbfounded as to how they find this “Facebook application” soooooo damn fun & cool, let alone want to play it at all! Sadly, I have a few friends who have been sucked into this madness and honestly, I think they have no clue how to get out. It is like a drug to them! Black tar heroin or crystal meth! They talk about it as if, they gave birth to these dumb ass hogs and cows that roam “their land”, they have to use of half their lunch break to harvest their crops & rotate their soil and worst of all, they turn into Ace Ventura- Farm Detectives and spy on each other’s farms to see who is doing better, so that they can earn more points and outdo that person as soon as possible. I truly think it’s time we stage an intervention for these poor, little country bumpkins. I am calling A&E tomorrow morning and asking if Candy Finnigan can please take a few hours out of her day to help me, before my friends are gone for good. This is a sick & twisted addiction and at least, for the sake of these peoples friends and family members, make it stop! I can’t hear one more story about someone’s herd of livestock, crops or harvest. If I wanted a farm I would buy myself a pair of overalls, trade my car in for a tractor, start dipping in some Copenhagen and crop dust all over town!!! LOL!
Nov 8
Drunken Wii always sounds like a good idea until you look at the clock and it says 7:00am. What the hell was I thinking and why was I putting vodka in my beer. I can barely remember any details from that night but know that I tried to tuck Meghan in on the couch with a blanket after she passed out in the middle of a sentence. I also remember Mikey bitch slapping me every time he rolled to the center of the bed. Stay on your side of the bed before I donkey punch your ass. I was drunk for the next 2 days but can’t wait to have a night like that again. The only difference will be that I will hide my phone from myself and keep from signing onto Facebook.
And stop asking me what the hell I played because I’m not quite sure….I just remember swinging the control around.
Oct 9
I honestly don’t understand why people I never liked in high school are requesting me as a friend on Facebook. What are you thinking? If I didn’t like you then, what the hell makes you think I like you now? I DON’T!! There is one person that recently requested me and I think that they are a horrible human being. They were nothing but negative, mean, nasty and hateful to people then and I’m willing to bet my life that they are no better now. She was always creating drama and irritated the shit out of me!
Get a clue…you suck at life and I will not allow you to be any part of mine!! You are not worthy of my Facebook page! For anyone who hasn’t figured it out, this person obviously got ‘ignored!’
