So 2 ladies came into my work yesterday and each ordered a beer while 1 of them also got a shot of jager. About 45 minutes go by and the lady who did the shot was asking me for either a mint or a piece of gum because she didn’t want to go down to the courthouse smelling like alcohol. When I said, “Why do you have to go down to the courthouse,” she responded with, “I have to go see if my daughter is in jail because she’s not answering the phone.”Why that would mean she was in jail is unclear to me but I knew I needed to know immediately. After prodding at her for more of the 411 I found out that her daughter was being charged with battery for attacking someone. My immediate thought was who did she attack and why. The mom proceeds to tell me that her daughter is 6 months pregnant. OMG and WTF?!@#$?! She is fighting people while she’s brewing a nugget? The mom decides to go over to the courthouse anyways to check on her daughter.
After about 20 minutes go by, I see the mom and her pregnant daughter walking in the bar. My initial thought is this family is the epitome of trash and the prego daughter is probably going to ask me for a drink. Praying she wouldn’t ask I got right into her business and continued with my never ending questions. I asked, “Who did you attack that you had to go to court?” The daughter answered me with, “Well my brother was with some girl and she took his jacket and wouldn’t give it back to him. He called me to come help him out so I pretended I didn’t care when I talked to the girl and tricked her into coming to pick me up. I set her up and then beat her ass. She started talking shit and my momma taught me to never back down from a fight or take shit from anybody!!” I said, “While you were pregnant? Did you get hurt?” She immediately came back with, “I beat that bitch!!” DANGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! I remember when I acted that way……..when I was 15 and thought I was a badass. Her and her mother apparently have no plans on growing up anytime soon as the mother kept chiming in that she loves to fight people too and that her daughter gets it from her.
She continued to talk ghetto as she was getting riled up so I moved the conversation along and asked, “Are you excited about your pregnancy? Is it your first?” What I heard next was SHOCKING!! She came at me with (HAHAHAHAHA….I can barely type this without dying of laughter), “Well at first I wasn’t but now I am. Me and my girlfriend got into a fight and I wanted to make her mad so I decided to sleep with a guy. I’ve known him for a long time but he just told me that he was trying to get me pregnant so he cut a hole in the condom so he could have a kid with me. He admitted to doing this but a couple days ago started saying that it’s not his. That don’t matter because me and my girlfriend are going to raise it and I don’t want him around at all.” The mother adds in, “Yeah and I know his mom so he is going to take care of this baby because we all know each and have for a long time.” Confused and trying to process this information the conversation goes on. The daughter adds, “Yeah me and my girlfriend are back together now though. We’ve been together for 4 years now and I’m so in love with her. We just got a h
ouse and we’re bout to get our GED’s in January. We read the book just gotta take the test!!” The enthusiasm in her voice made it very clear that these were her aspirations and they didn’t go far beyond that. The mother continued her bitching with, “Yeah and I want to beat her girlfriends ass but I don’t cause of my daughter. She puts her hands on my daughter and pushes her while she’s pregnant and I can’t even touch her…..that bitch.” HOLY HELL….WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD?????
When these people walked into the bar I didn’t know this is what I was going to get, especially at 3pm. Stories like these are what make my job so interesting. It makes me excited to go to work in hopes that I can hear this ridiculousness. That entire family is on my prayer list and I hope that nugget can get as far away as possible before it ends up crazy like the rest of them. My fingers are crossed!! At the same time though I hope they come back soon with some more of their drama for me to laugh at!!
I honestly don’t understand why people I never liked in high school are requesting me as a friend on Facebook. What are you thinking? If I didn’t like you then, what the hell makes you think I like you now? I DON’T!! There is one person that recently requested me and I think that they are a horrible human being. They were nothing but negative, mean, nasty and hateful to people then and I’m willing to bet my life that they are no better now. She was always creating drama and irritated the shit out of me!
Kayne West needs to get his ass beat. What the F is wrong him thinking that the things he does is acceptable. It’s too bad his mother is gone because he still needs to be taught right from wrong. He is a horrible, racist piece of shit that I’m hoping will rot in hell. He is the epitome of trash and people need to stop supporting his shitty career. He is no better than any amateur off the street and could use a lesson on how to be a true artist. He thinks he walks on water but can lick my crotch on its bloodiest day. He is garbage and should be banned from society!
