Talk about a sore vagina. My vagina and butt bones are in so much pain it hurts to just sit. I have decided that the mechanical riding-bull and my lower region do not get along and I don’t think the bruises will ever go away.
I went to Stevie’s in the Cape for 2 friend’s birthdays never picturing that they would try and turn it into a nightclub (That’s a separate issue in itself). They had a DJ/mixer, cleared the tables and chairs to create a dance floor (WTF) and low and behold the mechanical riding bull. It was as if it was calling my name from the second I walked in the front door but I of course did not have enough alcohol pumping through my veins to even consider riding it at that point. About an hour and 7 shots later I find myself sizing up the bull. After a couple of cocktails it didn’t seem so big and bad and I considered taking him on. I watched a few friends go when it seemed to be my cue as they were yelling my name and demanding I get my ass up on it immediately.
Now I was having the time of my life until my vagina slammed into the handle. Trying to avoid this from happening again, I flipped myself around using some sexy bull-riding tricks the girl running the machine taught me. Using my thighs to control my body’s movement I was spinning and flipping all around on that damn bull until I demanded to get off. My dinner along with all the alcohol was beginning to shake up and I didn’t want to deal with that issue. I got off not thinking twice about my va-jj and continued drinking. It wasn’t until the following night when the pain began to set in. WOW! I can only imagine what people are thinking as they walk behind me as I’m still walking a little funny.
