I went to my girlfriends baby shower on Sunday and how cute was she! She had her big fat belly with a big fat nugget inside! I struggled that morning trying to get all cute and was trying to stay awake after 4 hours of sleep. I was afraid I would be the big fat loser of the games as a result of not getting my full 10 hours in. This was true….I sucked and knew nothing. I went blank and my baby vocabulary got lost within me. Besides that, she had her own personal paparazzi there which I wasn’t prepared for. Every time I turned around a flash was going off in my eyeballs. I’m just now recovering from the blind spots that have been embedded in my corneas. Thank God I’m not a celebrity because there would be some ugly photos of me out there. The face I had in the pictures was uncanny to Shrek’s. FYI….I need to be forewarned if my photo is going to be taken for 3 hours straight ;)

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