Now I come across of a lot of funny things and I insist on sharing with other.! Thank God for the times that men just don’t know when to keep their damn mouths shut!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.  Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!” 
 
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. 
 
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.  “What the Hell is this??” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out. 
 
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” 
 
She replied with a snicker… 
 
“It’s not talcum powder…… 
 
It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.”