Seriously…. if I get one more Farmville, Zoo World, Fish Land, Meerkat Town, KillYourselfImmediately City request on Facebook… I am going to roundhouse kick the first person I see, right square in the face. If I didn’t accept your first 45 requests to join, what makes you think that 2 months later I am dying to have my own farm and have completely changed my mind about this agriculturally hip lifestyle? First off, all of my friends are over the age of 11, so I am dumbfounded as to how they find this “Facebook application” soooooo damn fun & cool, let alone want to play it at all! Sadly, I have a few friends who have been sucked into this madness and honestly, I think they have no clue how to get out. It is like a drug to them! Black tar heroin or crystal meth! They talk about it as if, they gave birth to these dumb ass hogs and cows that roam “their land”, they have to use of half their lunch break to harvest their crops & rotate their soil and worst of all, they turn into Ace Ventura- Farm Detectives and spy on each other’s farms to see who is doing better, so that they can earn more points and outdo that person as soon as possible. I truly think it’s time we stage an intervention for these poor, little country bumpkins. I am calling A&E tomorrow morning and asking if Candy Finnigan can please take a few hours out of her day to help me, before my friends are gone for good. This is a sick & twisted addiction and at least, for the sake of these peoples friends and family members, make it stop! I can’t hear one more story about someone’s herd of livestock, crops or harvest. If I wanted a farm I would buy myself a pair of overalls, trade my car in for a tractor, start dipping in some Copenhagen and crop dust all over town!!! LOL!