I think that I suffer from hot flashes worst than most women that are going through menopause. I will be in mid-sentence when all of the sudden I’m having a heat stroke and have sweat running down my back. Now this always happens when it’s that time of the month for most women but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about just sitting back, relaxing and then being overwhelmed with heat that should only be felt in the middle of The Sahara or while sitting on the sun!! I immediately get clam hands, a scalp as sweaty as a ball sack and instant nausea as if I’ve been locked in a sauna for the past week and a half.

Someone just tell me if there is medication for something like this or is sticking my head in the freezer or pretending I need more beer to stock at work so I can stand in the large walk-in cooler the only way to address the situation at hand?!? OMG but I think I’m being attacked by hotness RIGHT NOW……..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!