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Heidi Montag-Better Before or After???

So I am pretty sure that the entire world is fully aware of the fact that Heidi Montag (from The Hills) has publicly gotten a nose job & breast implants a few years ago. I am all for people bettering themselves. If you hate your ears….fix them, if you are self-conscious of your flat chest…..get implants, if you think your thighs are fat….get some lipo, if you hate your nose….thin it out. Whatever you feel you need to do to make you happier with yourself, I say do it. But what is so sad and heartbreaking to me is when someone hates their appearance so much that they completely change themselves from head to toe and get ridiculous surgeries that only people with birth defects get. To me….that has to do with a hell of a lot more than what you look like. Maybe it’s time to get some counseling and figure out why you are so unhappy with yourself.

Anyways, this leads me to my story about Heidi. She is on this weeks cover of People and according to her, she is addicted to plastic surgery and had an additional 10 procedures in just 1 day. Now you may want to sit down for this, she had…1. a mini brow lift, 2. botox in her forehead & frown area, 3. nose job revision, 4. fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, 5. chin reduction, 6. neck liposuction, 7. ears pinned back, 8. breat augmentation revision, 9. liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, and last…but not least, 10. buttock augmentation!!!!!!!! OMG….I need to take a deep breath and seriously, take this all in. Don’t get me wrong, she is beautiful….but she was before as well….so was this all necessary? And honestly, she looks like she had all those things done to her face now. She also looks older to me. I don’t think she looks bad at all, just extremely different….especially compared to her pre everything. I wonder if this will truly make her happy or just keep her content for a little while. I just pray that she does not over do it to the point she looks like that cat/lion woman.

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President Oprah?

I’m not gonna lie but I think that Oprah is leaving her show because she secretly plans on running for president at some point in the next decade. She’s going to finish out the next 18 months of her show and then she is going to get her ass into politics. I’m just still trying to figure out whether she is going to run for president in the 2012 election or the 2016 one. She has definitely won over the American public over the past 25 years and has a pretty good jump start over all of the other chumps who might try and run against her.

Now I’m all for Obama so hopefully he sticks around but it’s still early in his term so I might change my feelings about him. If the next election is between these 2, I think it might get quite interesting when it gets around to voting time. I’m just curious whether Oprah will get “dirty” during the election and pull out all stops to win. I guess we’ll all have to see……..

And FYI……I’m willing to bet anything on my prediction because I’m usually right 110% of the time!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

O…and Happy Birthday Jay!! Miss your face :)

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Tiger Sucks At Life

I can’t express enough how sick I am of hearing about Tiger Woods. Yes he cheated, yes he’s a horrible husband and father figure, yes he should be dropped from his sponsors and yes I wish people would stop talking about him!! I understand he is a huge celebrity so the media must be all up in his mix but dear God let him and his wife deal with this whole ordeal on their own. It’s bad enough his wife has been embarrassed in front of the entire world.

I’m also sick of these women who were apart of these affairs and all of the sudden are “feeling bad” for doing this to his wife and now want to apologize. Why didn’t you think of that before you did what you did? Yes Tiger was obviously in the wrong but what if that were you? How would you feel? Why were you being the typical dumb ass woman who thinks he’s going to leave his wife for you? It was never going to happen. THE GUY NEVER LEAVES HIS WIFE…..HELLLOOOOOO!!! Stop trying to play the victim. You all knew damn well what you were doing and probably were trying to get knocked up by him too. Not only would you have Tiger’s baby but a chunk of his fortune as well. It’s quite simple…. not only are you all regular whores but fame whores at that. The books will soon be on the shelves and the reality shows of these “party favors” lives will be taking over VH1.  

I always knew Tiger wasn’t as perfect as he seemed and now I finally have the proof to back what I’ve been saying for years. He is like every other celebrity who has the riches to do as they please. They can never just be happy with one person but instead have woman stashed all over the world. And you’re supposed to be a role model?? Tiger….YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

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Kayne West Defines Trash!

kayne westKayne West needs to get his ass beat. What the F is wrong him thinking that the things he does is acceptable. It’s too bad his mother is gone because he still needs to be taught right from wrong. He is a horrible, racist piece of shit that I’m hoping will rot in hell. He is the epitome of trash and people need to stop supporting his shitty career. He is no better than any amateur off the street and could use a lesson on how to be a true artist. He thinks he walks on water but can lick my crotch on its bloodiest day. He is garbage and should be banned from society!

He should no longer be allowed to attend any award shows or be able to speak in public. He speaks poison and no should be subject to it. He needs to be hog-tied, beaten and thrown into the depths of the ocean!!…. I’m just saying….

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So Sick of MJ

I don’t know about anyone else but if I have to hear about Michael Jackson any longer, I might slit my throat. Yes it’s tragic and yes it’s sad but it is when anyone dies. Why such a fuss over him? He was a weirdo!! I loved his music but come on people; he is a human being just like any of us. He is not God or even close to it. They need to stop running all of the footage on him, stop playing the THS about him, and stop the production of the movie that is going to be made about him?! What is that going to be like? Some odd looking, plastic textured “creature” walking from a car into a building and vice versa with masks on 24/7….get over it already! He’s gone! Let it go! Move on and put on some good TV already because I was over it the minute I heard the news!

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