I’ve never liked watching Tyra Banks talk show but I’m glued to the TV right now. Today’s episode is based on the famous affair website ashleymadison.com. It allows people to be honest about themselves letting people know they are married and may even have kids but are looking to have an affair. The website actually guarantees that you will have an affair or you get your money back. What the hell is wrong with people?! If you’re not happy in your marriage, GET OUT OF IT!! Why must you drag your loved ones through something so hurtful? You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
It is so sad to see the significant others of these cheaters crying and heartbroken after being told about what their loved ones have been doing. Some of them had an idea that something was going on while others had no clue. If you do nothing else in your relationship, be honest. Communicate with the one you supposedly love because it’s only fair. The one lady ended up getting a divorce after her husband found out that she was a part of this website. She went on to sleep with 150 guys within a 6 month period. Holy whore bag… how is your back wall doing because I know mine would be beat up and sore as hell. I hope this woman is doing her kegals on a daily basis because I’m not sure how her vagina is tight enough for all those man rods to actually feel good inside of her?! There’s nothing wrong with getting’ yours, but DAMN BITCH… save some men for the rest of us!
I had to post some of the ashleymadison ads because it’s crazy at how common cheating is nowadays and how affairs have become a million dollar industry.
So some red-haired mop-headed bitch comes into my bar last night. She orders a glass of wine and some garlic knots. She finished the 1 glass and asked for another. I poured it for her but seemed a little hesitant. She then asked, “Do you take American Express or Discover?” I responded, “We don’t take American Express but we do take the Discover.” She replied with a simple, “O…okay.” She proceeded to ask for a small pepperoni pizza. I rang it in and go about my job. It comes out and she only eats 2 pieces of it before she gets up to go to the bathroom. At some point she got a Coors Light bottle from the other bartender. Something wasn’t setting well with me when I saw that beer sitting there but I couldn’t pinpoint it. The owner happened to be right at the front door and I asked her to watch the lady until I could get up there. Sure enough she pretended to go to the bathroom and then turned and walked outside. The owner followed right behind her making it very obvious we were watching her. She was “on the phone” when she supposedly told the person she would call them back. She walked back in and went and sat back in her seat at the bar.
What is up with people who can never shut the hell up? I’m so sick of people who are constantly rambling on about nothing of interest with their voice getting progressively louder as if I can’t already hear them screaming whatever the hell they are babbling about. You would think that people would get the picture when I walk away from them. Obviously this is the clearest sign I could give any individual that I no longer want to hear the words that are coming out of their mouth. My ears are on the verge of bleeding and your voice makes me want to either jab a fork into my eye or make out with Gary Busey.; both extremely painful to do but well worth it if it means your voice not being heard anymore. I would even consider blowing a llama… Just stop talking!
I want to make something clear. When you are having sex you are not “making love.” You are either having sex with someone you love or someone you don’t love…that’s it! For all of you cornballs who try to make your sex life sound so romantic and precious by saying “We made love together,” it makes me want to vomit all over your making love self! You HAD SEX! If you’re going to come to me and talk about your sex life, be straight up with me and give me some interesting details for God’s sake. Don’t put me to sleep when we’re talking sex…please! And if you use the term “making love” one more time, I think our friendship is going to have to take a time-out.
I honestly don’t understand why people I never liked in high school are requesting me as a friend on Facebook. What are you thinking? If I didn’t like you then, what the hell makes you think I like you now? I DON’T!! There is one person that recently requested me and I think that they are a horrible human being. They were nothing but negative, mean, nasty and hateful to people then and I’m willing to bet my life that they are no better now. She was always creating drama and irritated the shit out of me!
I think that dip, chewing tobacco, is one of the most disgusting habits someone can have. I constantly am getting guys who are asking me for plastic cups. It doesn’t take me long to realize what it is they want it for. Today there was one that asked for a cup and I said “Is it for a spit cup?” He replied, “Yes!” I simply said, “That is so gross, I don’t get why people do that?!” In return he lifted his left hand, showed it to me and pointed to his ring finger which had a wedding ring on. Um, where in that conversation did I say I wanted you, you were hot, let’s go out….oh wait, I didn’t. He was sadly mistaken. I quickly responded with, “Um, why are you showing me your ring? I don’t care about you personally, I’m speaking in general.”
