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Tiger Sucks At Life

I can’t express enough how sick I am of hearing about Tiger Woods. Yes he cheated, yes he’s a horrible husband and father figure, yes he should be dropped from his sponsors and yes I wish people would stop talking about him!! I understand he is a huge celebrity so the media must be all up in his mix but dear God let him and his wife deal with this whole ordeal on their own. It’s bad enough his wife has been embarrassed in front of the entire world.

I’m also sick of these women who were apart of these affairs and all of the sudden are “feeling bad” for doing this to his wife and now want to apologize. Why didn’t you think of that before you did what you did? Yes Tiger was obviously in the wrong but what if that were you? How would you feel? Why were you being the typical dumb ass woman who thinks he’s going to leave his wife for you? It was never going to happen. THE GUY NEVER LEAVES HIS WIFE…..HELLLOOOOOO!!! Stop trying to play the victim. You all knew damn well what you were doing and probably were trying to get knocked up by him too. Not only would you have Tiger’s baby but a chunk of his fortune as well. It’s quite simple…. not only are you all regular whores but fame whores at that. The books will soon be on the shelves and the reality shows of these “party favors” lives will be taking over VH1.  

I always knew Tiger wasn’t as perfect as he seemed and now I finally have the proof to back what I’ve been saying for years. He is like every other celebrity who has the riches to do as they please. They can never just be happy with one person but instead have woman stashed all over the world. And you’re supposed to be a role model?? Tiger….YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

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Beauty Pageant Bimbos

carrie prejeanI can’t stand the dumb girls who get involved in beauty pageants. They are the fakest, whiniest and most uptight annoying bitches. No one cares how many trophies you have or any other prizes you may have won. You are a fake, made-up Barbie doll wannabe that has very little that is actually real. When you want to get rid of your hair extensions, fake lashes, spray on tans, clip-in teeth, fake nails and 20 layers of make-up then we can see who could actually win these dumbass contests.

Try using your brain to go somewhere in life because those looks are only going to get you so far. I almost feel bad for you because apparently you all have really low self-esteems if you need to put on all these layers to feel good about yourselves. If you’re as dumb as Carrie Prejean then I pray for you. She couldn’t even answer simple questions such as, If you could have lunch with any 1 person, who would it be and why? What is your career ambition? Name one personal achievement that makes you especially proud, What is your most treasured possession and why? and What is the most interesting or surprising thing about you or that has happened to you? without the help of someone else. How can you not answer questions about yourself by yourself you dumbass bimbo!?! I can’t stand stupidity and if I ever encountered this moraine I might have to stab myself in the ears to keep from hearing all of her duhhhh comments!!

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Dances Perfect For 4Play

All I have to say about these 2 dances is that they’re the perfect 4play to an all night rendezvous ;­) They’re both very different but equally HOTTTTT!!

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Niles Thinking He’s Tom Cruise

This is one of the many reasons The Nanny was one of the most amazing shows ever. I enjoyed watching Niles and Cece go back and forth sometime more than Fran and Maxwell. I can watch this repeatedly and laugh just as hard every single time! Niles was by far the best part of the show.

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Kathryn and Legacy – Struggling With Fear

So anyone who truly knows me knows that I love So You Think You Can Dance. I think the dancers are amazing as well as the choreographers who create the storylines that go along with the performances. This particular dance, choreographed by Stacy Tookey, is about a woman who is trying to fight off the fears that she struggles to let go of. She is being held back by them until the end when she finally is able to conquer them.  The attention to detail is incredible and without it, the routine would not have been successful. This just shows that no matter what you can overcome any fears that you may have.

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Gain Some Self-Respect

tool academyI’ve grown to love watching the Tool Academy after catching the first few episodes of Season 1 last year. These guys are complete idiots and I love the endless laughs they give me! They act like orangutans who can’t figure out how to act human. They are jerks who only consider their needs and don’t deserve to be a part of society. They should rot in hell and never be thought of again.

And what the hell are these girls thinking when they think these guys are even worth their time. They are pieces of shit who don’t know the first thing on how to treat a woman. Ladies get a clue…they are not going to change! It’s ONLY about the $$$! They cheat on you and could care less about your feelings. Gain some self-respect and leave them because they sure as hell are not going to give you the respect you deserve! Remember…What 1 man won’t give you, another one will!!

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Annoying Americans

I’m not going to lie; I’m so sick and tired of places being closed on every single holiday. Nothing is open and I don’t understand why. It seems as time progresses, more and more people continue to bitch about not having off certain holidays and also use the religion card non-stop. Sure it’s great to remember these things that happened in the past and the people that make up our history, but to have schools, banks, government buildings and other places shut down is stupid! Every year I feel there is another holiday printed on the calendar that seems more ridiculous than the last.

Get over it people; who cares if you have to work on these dumb holiday’s. This whole freedom thing is getting out of control here in America and someone needs to put their foot down! People need to stop bitching when they feel they’re not being treated fairly and crying racism as their reason….life isn’t always fair and I’m sick of your whining. I’m also sick of hearing that you can’t do something because it’s against your religion….BULLSHIT! People are always playing the card to their favor and I’m sick of it! Just shut up already because I’m on the verge of traveling across America and bitch-slapping each one of you individually; especially you foreigners who are here illegally. I want to physically harm you people and I wish bad things on all of you!!

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I’m Speechless

I’m a huge fan of So You Think You Can Dance and I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a more beautiful and more meaningful performance. This piece portrays a woman who is battling breast cancer and the emotions Melissa exposed in this routine couldn’t be more real and I think they speak much louder than words. I’m in awe of the brilliant choreography.

The woman that this performance was choreographed for has beaten her cancer and is in remission!

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Anticipating Dr. Oz

So I’m psyched about the fact that Dr. Oz is getting his own show! If you didn’t know, Oprah is supposedly giving each of the main doctors that appear on her show their own talk show. Dr. Oz being her #1 guest will have his season premiere in September. Wahoo! I can’t wait! He knows everything about everything. My DVR is going to be taken over by him. I feel as if this is going to help me better self-diagnose as well as diagnose others. Haha!

I’m a total hypochondriac but I’m hoping his show will help put me at ease with the small things. (I have gotten a lot better over the years….true story!) Everyone always thinks I’m being dramatic but I’m not. Everything goes wrong with me and this show will keep me up to speed with my physical problems! If any of you have something you’re questioning, watch his show or just ask me….I’m very knowledgeable :)

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Go Sea Shepherd Go!

So my boyfriend and I are addicted to watching Whale Wars which features the Sea Shepherd; a ship full of activists that stop at nothing to keep the Japanese from whaling in the southern seas. At first I didn’t think that I would really get into the show but I find myself on the edge of my seat anticipating their next move. They throw tear gas in hopes of making the Japanese struggle to stay balanced on the ship deck to slow down their whaling attempts; it can also taint the whale meat so it can’t be sold on the market. This can cost them up to $1,000,000 in lost profits. The Japanese are constantly trying to claim they are killing the whales for research purposes but Steve and his crew disagrees.

The crew launches its helicopter along with its 2 smaller boats in order to keep a closer watch on the Japanese4 ships. They have to constantly be on their toes in order to protect themselves while exposing the Japanese illegal activities. It’s a constant war and the actions each side takes get riskier and more dangerous every time they encounter each other. I can’t wait for next season to begin even though this one just ended.

I support the Sea Shepherd’s actions and hope they kick some Japanese whaler’s ass!

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